Bachelor's Life

I think I just DEFINED being a bachelor living
alone...

I am laying on the couch, eating taco bell (border
select #1 minus red sauce) in my boxers watching
football. Suddenly, I notice my toenails are too
long. I blow it off. Twenty minutes later, I look
again and I cannot stand it. I get up and look for
toe nail clippers. I don't have any, this might
explain WHY they are too long. So, I go through my
drawers and find a steak knife. Sharp little
bugger... it'll work. I subsequently cut all my toe
nails to the desired length.

I put the steak knife back in the drawer. Life is
good.

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